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Every Smut Has A STORY.
Welcome to mushroom18mushroom18's Slash Fic Archive. It contains mostly my own original fiction, but sometimes I add my fanfics, parodies, and art based on other book, anime, and manga series.

I hope you enjoy your stay. Do not read when your parents are around. xD

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ORIGINAL FICTION

Mutualism
First Arc: Elements focuses on the building-up of their relationship.
Rating: R for swearing and implied sex.
Water - Uke's POV
Air - Seme
Fire - Uke
Earth - Seme

Extra chapters:
Elemental Attraction - Seme
The Bestfriend - Bestfriend's POV

Second Arc: Everyday focuses on outer forces and their sexual life.
Rating: R-NC-17 for same reasons.
Morning - Uke's POV
Noon - Uke
Dusk Part One, Part two - Seme
Evening - Seme

Extra chapters:
The Stalker - Stalker's POV (which is a favorite of mine...XD)
Midnight Conversations

The "Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson" Series

Mission One - Realize your Inner Force
Mission Two - Know your Enemy
Mission Three - Prepare for Invasion
Mission Four - Open up your Mind
Mission Five - Attack with Extreme Caution
Mission Six - Face the Future
Mission Seven - Accept your Destiny
Mission Eight - Know Thyself
Mission Nine - Full Speed Ahead
Mission Ten - Red Alert
Mission Eleven - Shields On!
Mission Twelve - Final Flight


Pallidula Rigida Nudula

Chapter One - "On the Fifth Year, He Came"
Chapter Two - "Love and Distractions"
Chapter Three - "The Fall"
Epilogue - "Restart"


Lyric 7 - INCOMPLETE

Chapter One - Camellia's Choice
Chapter Two - Rosemary Days
Chapter Three - Red Tulip Lips
Chapter Four - Jessamine Sea
Chapter Five - Clandestine


ONE SHOT FICS

Leave it on, Love - NC-17 not for the virgin eyes
Love is a Line from Hollywood - rated G :)
This is a Kiss
The Monologue of Yet Another Tortured Man to His Most Desired
Love - rated R
Coming Out
The Martian
It Is Not Good That Man Should Be Alone




POETRY


Tears Are Required
Darling
Lotus
Tears Are Required
Specks of Passion
No Return | Double Taboo
Siris Shame
Mikhail
Recognition
Heaven Help the Sinner
Hell
Songs of Praise

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Seme and Uke
"I am in love with a geek boy" comic strips



FANFICS
Shallow Waters - Sasunaru
Verbal Confidence - Sasunaru Symmetria - VanxHitomi
OTP Drabbles - Kurofai, Yuuram, Leopika, Kakairu



PARODIES
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
Episodes: 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5
Hajime no Ippo
Tribute to Volg
Why are sports anime so gay?



Layout

Layout features Dave and Colin from the "Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson" series found here. They're also the main characters from the "I Am In Love With A Geek Boy" comic strips and manga. I'm completely obsessed with them, so they're virtually found EVERYWHERE. Truly sorry. *_*

Image in the layout was drawn and coloured by mushroom18mushroom18. The layout was created by the wonderful star_flarestar_flare. Please people, you are not allowed to copy the layout style and html or use any images found in this journal elsewhere.



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A post is a post, of course of course [14 May 2008|09:31pm]

tea_drinker
I'm quitting the Fine Chinese Goods Store on Saturday.  I'm calling Cathy-Manager tomorrow morning to get my job back.  Minimum wage is hitting 6.55$ an hour as of July.  I feel good.  Oh so good.
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[oneshot] building sandcastles in may [14 May 2008|08:40pm]

iwritebadporn
title: building sandcastles in may
rating: pg (only for some curse words)
pairings: ohkura tadayoshi / yasuda shota
characters: kanjani 8, a mention of aiba masaki
genre: sightly sad with a healthy dose of friendship and a little romance.
summary: when ohkura celebrates his birthday, he and shota make sandcastles.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment.
notes: so this is ohyass, because ohyass is alive only subtle and omg they are cute okay? :( it's so weird that i can always write *~omgtruluv~* with ohyass. it's probably because they're so cute and fluffy and nice but not overbearing? this is written for ohkura's upcoming birthday. also, there's friendship here too. ;)

It's not so bad, Ohkura thinks. This is a 'not so bad' birthday party. )
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLALALALAAAAA [14 May 2008|09:41pm]

leviosa8
[ music | Obadiah Parker - Hey Ya ]



Izumi and Mihashi or Izumi bros, can't really tell. The story is called Sonnara iyo iyo Sayonara, by Lucky Kamu Kamu. Izumi seems to worry as much as Abe about Mihashi, and no, not like his older brother cares for him... And no, he doesn't want the porn magazines his brother offers him, either. But they still get along well. Izumi is just confused. Yes. But he will be frank with Mihashi.

Anyway, the point is:

Congratulations, PITCH A RAINBOW TEAM!! *________*
May you be successful in all the cons!!
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The french-toast King speaks! [13 May 2008|09:03pm]

tea_drinker
I am a MASTER, ney, the very KING of french toast.  Yes.
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Let me heal you! [14 May 2008|06:48am]

kyoy
[ mood | content ]

I-I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE. ELEVEN ICONS AND THE REMINDER ISN'T POSTED YET. OMG, I LOVE YOU, [info]filgaia_itest! ♥♥♥♥

So this post won't be entirely spam—although that was the whole point of posting in the first place—let me procrastinate my CW10 readings and my ENG11 exam.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR COMFORTING COMMENTS LAST TIME. ♥♥♥♥

I was so upset that time that when I posted it, I didn't plan to reply at all if anybody commented but you're all so sweet and uwaaaa~ I just can't resist thanking you you all. So yeah, thank you so much again! <3

I guess when you start saying "fuck", people start worrying eh? XD

I had the best day of my summer classes yesterday. Our CW10 prof walked-out on us so we got a free cut. I was one hour late for the most boring class in the universe only to find out I got a 1.25 in my last exam, yay! Then I met up with [info]vermicide and [info]moniqcrisos to help them sneak into the main library. Toured them around and treated them to ice cream. Then we saw [info]bauuu afterwards. Too bad [info]jileh couldn't make it though!

After reuniting with my high school friends, I met up with the wonderful gals of AME. (Yes, everyone there was either female, lesbian or gay enough to be a girl—except for [info]non_malarkey maybe XD) for an ice cream date. It was fun hanging out with them again, it's been ages since I properly dropped by the tambayan. Usual confe in the evening wrapped it up lulz.

Now guess why yesterday totally made me feel better? :3

I loved Code Geass episode 6! Nunally was Euphie-ish (huhuhuhu, hope she won't have her heart broken if the Elevens don't approve of her plan) so I don't be surprised if I suddenly ship the Lamperouge siblings—INCEST OH YEAH AYA BE PROUD OF ME, Kallen kicked ass like whoa, Rollo (I like this spelling okay?) finally gained my approval, Schneizel/Lloyd was amusing, Llyod was hilarious and Lulu was just so precious. *hugs Lulu-chan*

On other animu news, I finally started reading Kobato thanks to Sachi. Scanlations are still up to Drop 6 only right? Anyway, Kobato is adorable. ♥ Reminds me of [info]psychedelic_aya only more gullible and more lovable. XD

[info]psychedelic_aya, [info]sm16, [info]star_flare and I are watching [info]serenityrages's play this Friday, so excited to finally visit Ateneo since college started. Hope to meet the COWs again~

Oh, and I changed my profile layout. :3

Anyway, I better get started on school work. It's the last day of summer classes today, yay!

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Metal Gear Solid 4 Complete! | On fanart and fanfic [14 May 2008|12:54am]

mushroom18
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Encounter - Metal Gear Solid OST ]

Although the release date is on June, METAL GEAR SOLID 4 is FINALLY COMPLETE, YO! Featuring more trailers. Seriously, Kojima, you're getting kinda annoying already. STOP TEASING US MOTHERFUCKER NO I LOVE YOU I SWEAR

I just realised something. When I want something, I use all means to get it. This includes

1) Using my superior skills in getting every possible outcome
2) Having my ass glued on my seat, and
3) Forgetting that I have two exams tomorrow, HAHA!

This already happened when I decided to "check if Phoenix Wright was working" and I ended up playing Phoenix Wright for four days straight (almost without sleep. WHY). So I devoured all the MGS 4 trailers and thought, hey, I want some MGS 4 porn. So I checked Google, clicked on LJ sites, clicked on links from rec posts, clicked on related links from the fanart sites, and in one hour I already saved a ton of Metal Gear Solid fanart, doujinshi, and was crying over an angst-driven, heart-wrenching Snake/Otacon fic with free lectures on the nature of tobacco. And stuff.

I amaze myself sometimes.

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♥ OH MY HOT OLD MEN = THEIR LOVE IS SO UNSHAVEN ♥


*

Going to the real purpose of this post: Uh, how do I download from Megaupload without using the MU Toolbar because it has SPYWARE GALORE? Is it even possible? I'm quite desperate.
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faggot tree. [13 May 2008|06:51pm]

saihara
je anon kink/smut meme is for JE only. *sob* now i can't even request mukai/uchi porn. i dled the subbed version of osen by [info]eitokickass. 8Dv episode 2 is out but i'm waiting for ss links. <3

tome/ezaki ftw so cute, bickering + death threats = win. hahahahaa. yeah i know your theory of actors =/= roles but i'll make an exception for mukai/uchi so stfu. this is srs business.

tome/ezaki capspam, aka it's mukai/uchi.deeeeeeeeeeeal. )

i hope someone makes hq caps of osen-- the drama is really pretty and iconable compared to last friends, i think. that is all. i am soooo wasted. hahaha.
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*Points at TV and burps* [12 May 2008|09:04pm]

tea_drinker
Jambalaya, scrambled eggs (4) and cheese.  All in one bowl.  That was my dinner.  Oh, and a can of RC.

Had a relatively good day.  And I figured out what that LOOK that Jim Bud keeps giving me is called.  That’s his “WHATTHEFUCK?” look.  I hate his guts.

Brian (the dog): You’re drunk.
Stewie (the baby): You’re sexy.

I’m gonna get two GIANT breed dogs and name them “Teeny” and “Tiny” because I’m a dick (Actually, it’d be Copenhagen and Haburnackey).

Speaking of dicks…..RICHARD’S GONE!!! TT_TT
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Last entry's subject title is relevant now [12 May 2008|11:18pm]

kyoy
[ mood | crushed ]

I'M REALLY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

I REALLY HATE BEING LET DOWN AND YOU JUST BROKE YOUR WORD.

DON'T KEEP MY HOPES UP IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA BRING ME DOWN.

WELL, FUCK YOU.

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On Vox: Escape-ism.com: One $10 Amazon.com Gift Card Awarded Monthly! [12 May 2008|08:52am]

yume_kokoro
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Random Bloody Monday [12 May 2008|07:36am]

leviosa8


A one, two, three, four...


Monday, Bloody Monday
Monday, Bloody Monday

How long, How long must we sing this song,
How long, How loooooooooong...


(Two months and a half...)


So I smiled and tried to mean it
To let myself let go


*Credit goes to U2, Mika, Sonic Thunder.
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[oneshot] 27, the golden age of a nobody [12 May 2008|12:12am]

iwritebadporn
title: 27, the golden age of a nobody
rating: pg (only for some curse words)
pairings: none
characters: yokoyama yu, johnny kitagawa (omgyes!), mary kitagawa (the wicked witch of je, hurrah!), subaru shibutani-- includes mentions of shingo murakami, jin akanishi and takizawa hideaki.
genre: a little drama with a healthy dose of comedy and crack.
summary: in which yoko thinks he's a nobody but he really isn't.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know. but at least i'm no wrinkly old man.
notes: this is a yokoyama yu birthday fic, because he is wonderful. 2000+ words-- it started out angsty but somehow i knew yoko needed to be happy. <3333333 is this hardcore? oh yeah it is hardcore, please take note that this is a fictional situation. :) this is my attempt to make johnny kitagawa seem cool even when people say he's a pedo. D:

At night Yoko dreams of Johnny Kitagawa going into a cardiac arrest, but not dying. )
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lol kattun ahshablkdjas;l [11 May 2008|08:20pm]

saihara
geez guys, give nakamaru some credit here-- SMACK was totally the best out of those solos. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lovejuice gave me a headache, Parasite is ok-- but tries too hard to be something idk what is (koki is still endearing tho), Natsu something-- Junno-- what? too bad i can't see your face when i listen to your songs, you are kind of hot.

i didn't listen to Kame's and Ueda's yet. I probably won't listen to Kame's. :( But I'll try Ueda's only because he's so hardcore *~~omgjrockers~~* or whatever it is, all i know it's kind of better than kame's. :D/

Edit: I listened to Ueda's not bad. i like the piano bits. But omg so emo. thanks ueda. now i'm all motherfucking genki.
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LELOUCH > WORLD [11 May 2008|10:56pm]

mushroom18
[ mood | nerdy ]

Due to (extremely) insistent public demand *looks at brother* I finally decided to watch Code Geass and see what the fuss was all about. So my siblings and I held this marathon, and I've got only one major thing to say:

FUCK YOU, SUZAKU.



...Which is not to say that I won't continue watching. I was pleasantly surprised, however. It proved quite interesting. Sadly the only characters I care about are Toudou (hot old man is hot), Kallen (I like her boobs), Milley (a female Tamaki, obviously), Guilford (another hot man WITH GLASSES), C.C. (because she's hot) and Lelouch (because I want him to rule the world). Oh, and the pink-haired princesses.

Yes. I want Lelouch to rule the fucking world. I just hope he doesn't delve into the realm of emo and despair--that would just be too meh. Anyway, I've no patience for Suzaku's narrow-minded idealism and his selfish messianic complex. It's like Andres Bonifacio versus Jose Rizal: one wants to gain complete independence, the other wants to create peace by serving the enemy and changing them. HAHA. Have you heard of a successful revolution without bloodshed? He thinks that peace can be restored between the Britannians and the Elevens as long as there is no bloodshed, but he completely forgets the fact that discrimination will always reign in that sort of setting (he even experiences it himself, and puts up with it, he has no spine). Ugh. I hate his guts.

He's all like "as long as nobody dies we'll all be happy". Well I've got news for you, Suzaku. There are things far worse than death.

Uhm sorry to the Suzaku fans. You can try to defend him though, and I'll listen. (>_<)

The end. I still find the concept of the Geass a little off-putting, but we shall see.

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On Vox: The Trouble with Trolls [11 May 2008|01:35am]

yume_kokoro
( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )
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[oneshot] aspirin [11 May 2008|12:10am]

iwritebadporn
title: aspirin
rating: nc 17
main: ryo nishikido / hiroki uchi
genre: semi-porn
summary: stepfather ryo / stepson uchi. so wrong, but oh so good. hiroki wants a ds lite, but negotiations are to be made.
disclaimer: i don't own johnnys entertainment. tragic, i know.
notes: yeah i was supposed to update double, but i got too lazy. what. i suck at porn of anything like it so here, sorry if it burns your eyes. i wrote this in uchi's perspective btw. it's kind of sad. :( feel free to psychoanalyze or w/e. haha.

Of course nothing's alright! Can't you see? I'm in pain here! You nearly ripped me in half you old pervert. )
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My life in pictures. [10 May 2008|11:09am]

kotomine

Ask me to take pictures of any aspect of my life that you're interested in/curious about it, can be anything from my house to my room to my favorite book. Leave your requests as a comment to this entry, I'll snap the pictures and post them in the following post.

Errrr... no pictures of Watanuki, sorry :P

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[original] [10 May 2008|05:38pm]

zi_ren

[overrule]
Title: I Can't Remember The Title of This Story (If It Had a Title at All)
Series: Original
Characters: Nameless OCs :D
Word Count: 4223
Genre: Gen
Rating: K+
Summary/Notes: This was written December 2006 as a project for English class, which involved the incorporation of 30 idiomatic expressions in a storybook. We were a group of three; my groupmates were in charge of the illustrations as I have no artistic talent whatsoever. They also came up with the basic storyline, which was something along the lines of "girl meets filthy rich boy in school and changes him - and by the way, they were childhood friends or smth" and planned out scenes and left me to fill in the blanks. I don't think it came out the way they expected. I was told afterward that I wrote like Mark Haddon, and the brilliantly illiterate me was all "Who the hell is Mark Haddon" and bought one of his books and failed to see the resemblance. I also shamelessly plagiarized myself, i.e. the last part was ripped off one of my D1 fics but I was out of time and ideas. And the ending sucks. There's really very little in this piece that I actually like. 90% of it just burns my eyes.

Stories don’t have beginnings. )
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Harvey Birdman Season One = Outgayed [10 May 2008|07:07am]

mushroom18
[ mood | indifferent ]
[ music | Hitori - The Gospellers ]

So I downloaded all seasons of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law recently and it BROKE MY BRAIN. IN A GOOD/BAD/OMGWTF way. Harvey Birdman has stopped being a superhero and works as a defense attorney. The show features a lot of old, discarded superheroes and Hanna Barbera characters with, eherm, "modified" personalities. And when I say "modified" I mean that they're now all BATSHIT CRAZY. We have mafia!Flintstones, a gay, Spanish-speaking Blue Falcon, Johnny Quest, etc. B-but I love them!

Adult Swim has ruined my childhood. Thanks! ♥

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Harvey Birdman and his clerk, Peanut, who likes flashing his ass at complete strangers outside their building

More screencaps under the cut | In which Harvey Birdman has outgayed anything else I've watched in anime | WHY HANNA BARBERA WHY )

I'll post more screencaps soon. In the meantime, I'll be very busy with school. ;_;
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Fic: Inside Out, D/M [10 May 2008|12:36am]

escafans

[arysani]
(x-posted to [info]esca_fanfiction)

okay, so there is far too little dryden/millerna love in this world. i've finally finished part one of one i've been working on since my second watch-through of this series about a week ago. (i amaze myself sometimes...there are some things that just fly from my brain to the screen)

it is not, however, a cliffhangery part one. i think it ends well. of course, this is open to interpretation.

Title: Inside Out, Part the First
'Verse: Escaflowne, post-series
Characters/Pairing: Millerna, Allen, Dryden, Millerna/Dryden, a bit of Millerna/Allen
Rating: PG
Word Count: approx. 4600
Disclaimer: Characters, 'verse, etc all copyright Someone Not Me. just messin' about with 'em.
Author's Note: This is my first Esca fic. I always thought my favourite ship was Van/Hitomi, but the second time through, I realized I loved Dryden Fassa. And I wanted him to be happy. And Dryden/Millerna fic is awfully thin on the ground, so this is me trying to beef up the ranks a little. There will be more, but I felt this was a good place to stop, because it stands on its own, yet leaves the end open for more...

Inside Out, Part I
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