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Mushroom's Literary Dump

The Wedding
by caiphas
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The Wedding
Chapter One
Summary: A love story about two men from a small town, and the other beings who mess with them. Contains vague mentions of Philippine folklore and pop culture, true stories from exclusive highschools (word-of-mouth), and misconduct regarding starfish.

Concrit will be greatly appreciated because I wrote this at some ungodly hour and I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing.

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The Sublime Moment
by caiphas
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Title: The Sublime Moment
Rating: Adult
Summary: A woman meets an ex-girlfriend in a coffee shop, and remembers.
A/N: The title and the story is influenced by Salvador Dali's painting of the same name.

Warning: Sex, sex, and possible what-the-fuck )
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Penguin
by caiphas
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Penguin



by: Mushroom
A sequel to Seahorse (the short story, not the comic series), but it can stand on its own.


On November fifteenth of that year, Mark and Cameron finally agreed to take the Next Important Step. )

Seahorse
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Seahorse


By Mushroom
A/N: For [info]himitsu_no_hime.


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It Is Not Good That Man Should Be Alone
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It Is Not Good That Man Should Be Alone


By Mushroom
A/N: Inspired by a friend’s story. Song by Sharon Cuneta. Title by God. Birthday fic for my sweetheart, [info]followthecor.



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The Martian
by caiphas
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The Martian


by: Mushroom
Author's Notes: For him.




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Coming Out
by caiphas
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Coming Out


By Mushroom
A/N: Based on a true story. I had a long conversation with a gay friend, which resulted in:


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Thank you, everyone.
by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Twelve


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimers:
[info]luinthoniel for being the first person who even bothered to read this.
[info]chastity_rowan for the initial ideas.
[info]chameme for coining “The Liberation Frontier of Showers”
My brother for the nonsensical words that created a new world and language.

Notes: Thank you for all those who supported this series. May the Force be with you. Always. This series has always been one big metaphor of my life, so I hope you understand the symbolisms brought about by the geek boy and his lover.

MISSION TWELVE: FINAL FLIGHT )

ehem.
by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Eleven


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Disclaimer: All geeky stuff, ideas and quotes were spawned by other greater people than moi.

Notes: Again, sorry for the delay. The next chapter would take longer to write, since it requires concentration, inspiration, and guts to reveal my soul. :D Thank you for all the support so far! You know I love you. :3

MISSION ELEVEN: SHIELDS ON! )

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by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Ten


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: The Battle of the Races has begun. Earth is in turmoil. Will our honorable Dave Austin emerge to stop the bloodshed?
Disclaimer: All geeky stuff, ideas and quotes were spawned by other greater people than moi.


Note: Sorry for the very late update. T___T I am very busy. Next update will probably be on weekends. More of my busy, busy sched in [info]mushroom18. Gaaah, I’m so brain-dead. :(

And the usual depression, which resurfaced after a few seconds. Nothing is more alone than this. Which is why when I typed this chapter, I was very emotional.

MISSION TEN: RED ALERT )

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by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Nine


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: I am so mean to Dave.
Disclaimer: All geeky stuff, ideas and quotes were spawned by other greater people than moi.


Notes: Written by a secretly depressed me again (but since I announced it already, It's not a secret!). Oh, and if you're getting tired of this series already, never fear! Once you click on that lil' link below you'll be able to read the first half of the climax of the story. I think this will reach chapter eleven or twelve. WILL DAVE AUSTIN EVER DEFEAT COMMANDER JONATHAN JOHNSON?! We'll see. ^_~

MISSION NINE: FULL SPEED AHEAD )

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by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Eight


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: Dave Austin has been exiled in the desolate planet of Randa. He is alone.
Disclaimer: All geeky stuff, ideas and quotes were spawned by other greater people than moi.


Notes: Sorry for the late post, dearies. Been feeling pretty down lately. And such is reflected on this mission itself.

MISSION EIGHT: KNOW THYSELF )

Kiss me~!
by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Seven


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: The time has come for the Intergalactic Battle. Will Dave Austin survive the dreadful competition and gain the affections of his beloved, or fall into the pits of his own mistakes?
Notes: Many thanks to [info]chastity_rowan for the help with all the geeky stuff. Dedicated to [info]luinthoniel. Disclaimer: All geeky stuff, ideas and quotes were spawned by other greater people than moi.


MISSION SEVEN: ACCEPT YOUR DESTINY )

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by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Six


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: Dave Austin is interrogated.
Notes: Many thanks to [info]chastity_rowan for the help with all the geeky stuff. Dedicated to [info]luinthoniel. Disclaimer: All geeky stuff, ideas and quotes were spawned by other greater people than moi.


First chapter with only two sections XD Bit serious here. (YEAH RIGHT, STILL CRACK) Don’t worry, I’ll bring in the fun next chapter XD

MISSION SIX: FACE THE FUTURE )

*sigh*
by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Five


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: The time has come for the truth. If our legendary hero Dave Austin utters the password, he shall enter the surreal world to rescue his beloved. But there is a certain energy that is stopping him from reaching the finale.
Notes: Many thanks to [info]chastity_rowan for the help with all the geeky stuff. Dedicated to [info]luinthoniel. Disclaimer: All geeky stuff, ideas and quotes were spawned by other greater people than moi.


Quite a serious-then-silly chapter. ^_^ Foreshadowing, uh-huh…

(Help: Look at the sidebar for the past missions)

MISSION FIVE: ATTACK WITH EXTREME CAUTION )

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by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Four


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: Now that the legendary Dave Austin is well-known in the Congregatio, he executes various covert ops from equally secret associations. Yet his heart yearns for the exchange-front-end device called the O-PMJ-D. He is informed of another way, the keyboard operation called |\00/8|11(3)T|-9|#R, where numbers are uncertain.
Notes: Many thanks to [info]chastity_rowan for the help with all the geeky stuff. Dedicated to [info]luinthoniel. Disclaimer: All geeky stuff, ideas and quotes were spawned by other greater people than moi.


Again, the summary has a code. (This summary is also a clue for chapter 3’s code and for other chapters.) If you manage to crack it (it’s quite easy) then please comment and I’ll reward you with a DRAWING~!

Mission One, Mission Two, Mission Three.

MISSION FOUR: OPEN UP YOUR MIND )

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by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Three


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: While a mysterious shadow lurks over the Fortress, Dave Austin brings out his super reargear and heads off to save the O-PMJ-D, the ultimate power source and only chance of survival. However, his every move is being watched by the Congregatio
Notes: Many thanks to [info]chastity_rowan for the help with all the geeky stuff. Dedicated to [info]luinthoniel. Disclaimer: All geeky stuff, ideas and quotes were spawned by other greater (and more famous) people than moi.


Again, the summary has a secret code. If you manage to crack it (it’s quite easy) then woopee~!

Mission One, Mission Two.

MISSION THREE: PREPARE FOR INVASION )

XD
by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission Two


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: Rejected by his beloved for another man, Dave Austin enters the Looming Fortress of Vita in hopes of coping from his sadness and meets the suspicious-looking group that call themselves the Congregatio.
Notes: Many thanks to [info]chastity_rowan for the help with all the geeky stuff. Dedicated to [info]luinthoniel. Disclaimer: I don't own the Star Trek and Star Wars and all those stuff with copyrights, okay? I'm not making money out of this.


BTW: The summaries have hidden meanings. If you manage to crack it you shall make me a happy person. XD

MISSION TWO: KNOW YOUR ENEMY )

woopee!!!
by caiphas
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Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson, Mission One


Author: Mushroom
Rating: PG-13 (OMFG is it true?!)
Summary: Love is twisted. Love is a battle. Dave Austin is willing to risk everything in the name of love, even if it means battling the forces of evil in the deadly planet of the Borgiff X235 galaxy.
Notes: Many thanks to [info]chastity_rowan for the help with all the geeky stuff. Dedicated to [info]luinthoniel.


This is part one of the Defeating Commander Jonathan Johnson series. Disclaimer: All mentions of Star Trek and Star Wars and all the other stuff are obviously not mine, and I’m not making any money out of this.

MISSION ONE: REALIZE YOUR INNER FORCE )

The Theme Song *snort* )